Give us a one-liner and WIN a hamper!

by Charlotte.Barnes on December 14, 2009

Christmas Foods
Christmas has always been a time to eat until you feel like you’re going to burst, but if you were a Christmas food, what would you be?

As I ate my first mince pie of the season yesterday I thought about the origins of Christmas dinner and some of those classic Christmas dishes…..

We set fire to our Christmas puddings to banish evil spirits, we eat turkey because King James I once decided it would be easier on his digestive system, and we munch away on mince pies because, well, they’re delicious!
Christmas Mince Pies
Indulgence is such a big part of Christmas that we send our friends and family food hampers full of Christmas goodies!






Over the last few days I have been asking you take part in our Christmas Hampers competition – to get your thinking hats on (or perhaps your reindeer antlers) and fill in the blanks for the following sentence:

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be……………………. because ………………………………………………

Our Christmas panel has now decided which they felt were the best and I am pleased to announce that the winners are as follows:

1st Prize goes to Patricia Edwards – winning The Christmas Star Hamper

‘I’d be a nice piece of cheddar, because I’m well natured and you’d be crackers not to pick me’’

Christmas Star Hamper

2nd Prize goes to Sparkler – winning The Christmas Festivites Hamper

‘If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a Christmas Kiss because you can have as many as you like and never gain an ounce!’

Christmas Festivities Hamper

3rd Prize goes to Sue Harrison - winning Fairtrade Festive Feast Hamper

‘Nuts!’ (for sheer simplicity!)

Fairtrade Festive Feast

Congratulations to all of our winners! We have really enjoyed running the competition.

Thank you and merry Christmas to everyone who entered!

If you would like to send one of these Christmas Hampers to a friend or relative then visit our Christmas hampers shop where delivery is available right up to and including Christmas Eve!

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{ 189 comments… read them below or add one }

Dom Hodgson 14 Dec 2009 at 1:41 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be pigs in blankets because its meat…wrapped in more meat….its like having a pound coin wrapped in a five pound note… Cracking Christmas!

G P 14 Dec 2009 at 2:00 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would definitely be Brussels sprouts. Cold, lonely and unwanted.

Anonymous1 14 Dec 2009 at 2:13 pm

If i were a christmas food i would be christmas cake because i am sweet, fruity and always a bit nutty and at the end of the day people either love me or hate me.

victoria simpson 14 Dec 2009 at 2:55 pm

I’d be a mince pie as It really wouldn’t be Christmas without being offered a mince pie, would it?

Jet 14 Dec 2009 at 3:01 pm

If I were a Christmas food I’d be a Christmas pudding because I’m hot, a bit fruity, full of alcohol and when you bite into me you might find some metal.

Anonymous2 14 Dec 2009 at 3:15 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be chestnut, pork and leek stuffing because it is hearty and satisfying.

Andy Thomas 14 Dec 2009 at 3:36 pm

A candy cane – too tempting to be left on the tree too long and itching to be unwrapped!

David Whitehouse 14 Dec 2009 at 3:37 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a turkey because I’d be rather stuffed ;)

Andrea Michael 14 Dec 2009 at 3:46 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be the turkey because it’s not just the Turkey that gets stufed at Christmas, it’s us humans too

Elliott 14 Dec 2009 at 4:44 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be cranberry sauce, sweet, a little sharp and get on well with nearly everyone!

Jo B 14 Dec 2009 at 4:59 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a turkey because I am nicely fattened for Christmas, often stuffed and can feed an army and men can’t decide which they prefer, my legs or my breast!!!!

Merry Christmas.

Rosanna 14 Dec 2009 at 5:26 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be a roasted goose because I’m tasty and i’m tender and i’ve always been a posh bird!

L 14 Dec 2009 at 5:52 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be Flaming Brandy because it never disapoints, is sweet enough but not too sweet and leaves you feeling warm inside.

Laura 14 Dec 2009 at 5:54 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be Figgy Pudding because you always forget how much you like it, its got some bite, not everyone gets it and it is something you sing about.

Kerry 14 Dec 2009 at 5:59 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be Brandy Butter because it is smooth, sharp, just sweet enough and always leaves you wanting more…

nicodemus 14 Dec 2009 at 6:40 pm

- like to think I’d be sweet, lit up, & with good raisin to be swimming in brandy…..

Harriet 14 Dec 2009 at 7:30 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be mulled wine because I’m spicy yet sweet, and am guaranteed to keep you warm on a cold winter’s night!

julie 14 Dec 2009 at 8:23 pm

a turkey because I like to feel stuffed

helen 14 Dec 2009 at 8:46 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a stcky toffee christmas pudding because i would be steamy hot and you’d definatley want to come back for more!!!!!!!

andrew 14 Dec 2009 at 9:01 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a tin of quality street because i would be loved by everyone in the room and be everyones favourite

stephanie 14 Dec 2009 at 9:17 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a christmas cake as it seems to last for ages and tastes just as good weeks later

wendy moore 14 Dec 2009 at 9:28 pm

I’d be a pig in a blanket coz I’m always cold!

Sharon 14 Dec 2009 at 9:31 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be “Cranberry Sauce” because

Christmas turkey isn’t dressed, unless it wears the berry best.

sue masterson 14 Dec 2009 at 9:45 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a mince pie because i’m sweet on the outside and savoury inside.

Linda 14 Dec 2009 at 9:51 pm

I’d be the wishbone because then everybody would want to pull me!

Chris 14 Dec 2009 at 10:00 pm

I’d be a mince pie – a bit flakey, really fruity and best when laced with brandy and warmed up

JOANNA MILLS 14 Dec 2009 at 10:45 pm

If I were a Christmas food I would be a chocolate tree decoration as I have fond memories of pinching them off the tree when I was little :-)

Hannah Beadle 14 Dec 2009 at 11:18 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I be a Christmas Pudding, round and fat and jolly with a piece of Christmas holly. Carrying a babe like Mary wished upon by a Christmas fairy

Pam 14 Dec 2009 at 11:49 pm

the custard for the children, cos they can’t have the boozy butter and get forgotten

Lorraine Harris 14 Dec 2009 at 11:55 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be………Brandy Sauce of course……………. because ………I’m delicious and merry and know how to spice up dessert!………………………………………

loosea 15 Dec 2009 at 12:17 am

If i were a Christmas dish i would be a Brussel Sprout because I’m small and round, and am always the last one left at the table at the end of dinner time!! Im always invited even though im not sure if anyone likes me and I have an annoying habit of coming back to visit! Love me or hate me, Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without me! :)

danny 15 Dec 2009 at 12:18 am

If i was a christmas food i would be a Christmas pudding, because im sweet, plump and round, I like a good dash of brandy and once im in the festive mood, im on FIRE!!

Sue Harrison 15 Dec 2009 at 12:21 am

Nuts!

Beverley 15 Dec 2009 at 12:54 am

Cranberry sauce – sweet but sharp, fruity but something to savour!

Marg Farmer 15 Dec 2009 at 1:13 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be The Icing on Christmas cake, as everyone saves the best until last.

karen taylor 15 Dec 2009 at 8:56 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be the Cranberry sauce. A juicy, warm red and fruity addition to any christmas dinner.

theresa weston 15 Dec 2009 at 9:56 am

if i were a christmas dish/food i would be a potatoe,
because,you can do lots of different things with me
wash me, cut me, slice me, boil me, fry me, roast me, bake me,
and if thats not enough, you can even smash me to a pulp,
so at least with me you have a choice, and if you dont want to hurt me,
you can just bury me, and let me multiply.
and i`m not just for christmas
( happy christmas all )

Frances Heaton 15 Dec 2009 at 10:12 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be roast potatoes because although I’m crisp and crunchy on the outside, I’m a softie on the inside.

Rachel Dann 15 Dec 2009 at 10:13 am

A Mince Pie… I’d be all warmed up and smothered in cream, and eaten with all the joys of christmas in mind xx

Anonymous 3 15 Dec 2009 at 10:50 am

If i were a christmas dish/food i would be a christmas pudding because i’m well rounded, fruity, love brandy or rum sauce and my friends say i light the room up when i arrive!!

Anonymous 4 15 Dec 2009 at 10:51 am

Christmas lunch – its a place where you can really talk turkey

Katherine Chu 15 Dec 2009 at 11:24 am

If I were a Christmas food, I’d be a brussel sprout because, let’s face it, I’d have the highest chance of survival! I’d sit back and watch all the other foods get eaten one by one, while I relax with my buddies. There’s no shame in not being liked, at least I’d live to fight another day! Cheers

Anonymous 6 15 Dec 2009 at 11:24 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be…a roast potato…. because I must not be the most exciting thing but if I wasn’t present I’d be missed.

Anonymous 7 15 Dec 2009 at 11:24 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be sprouts (the un-eaten ones) because I could sit back and relax and watch the carnage that my friends caused to the the humans tummy’s!

Anonymous 8 15 Dec 2009 at 11:25 am

A turkey so I could gobble everything up

Anonymous 9 15 Dec 2009 at 11:25 am

…A Christmas pudding, because I am very fruity and often marinated in brandy on Christmas day!

Anonymous 10 15 Dec 2009 at 11:26 am

I would be a Christmas tree chocolate because when you unwrap me I’m sweet on the inside!

Anonymous 11 15 Dec 2009 at 11:26 am

I would be a square of Christmas pudding with sauce –

A little bit square but the sauce makes it interesting

Anonymous 12 15 Dec 2009 at 11:26 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a christmas pudding, because I’m slightly stodgy and will be doused in alcohol by 3 pm

Anonymous 13 15 Dec 2009 at 11:27 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be the turkey because when stuffed with taste and berried in flavour, this Christmas bird would be something to savour!

Anonymous 14 15 Dec 2009 at 11:28 am

IF I WERE A CHRISTMAS DISH/FOOD I WOULD BE HOT ROASTED CHESTNUTS, BECAUSE I AM TOO HOT TO HANDLE AND VERY MOREISH!

Caroline Lee 15 Dec 2009 at 11:37 am

If I was a Christmas dish/food I would be a roast potato because they are simple, cheap, popular, understated but completely necessary (the majority of the worlds population will eat them or rice on Christmas day without the fancy birds).

Thanks Inferflora for the competition.

Merry Christmas to all.

Ray Dodds 15 Dec 2009 at 11:55 am

a chocolate log cos everyone would find me yummy

Anonymous 15 15 Dec 2009 at 12:05 pm

“Mince pie – all sweet and tender”

Patricia Edwards 15 Dec 2009 at 12:51 pm

I’d be a nice piece of cheddar, because I’m well matured and you’d be crackers not to pick me

Mr D P Hughes 15 Dec 2009 at 1:17 pm

A mince pie. (I’m funny that way.)

Anonymous 16 15 Dec 2009 at 1:19 pm

If I were A Christmas dish I would be a trifle -it’s creamy, sweet, looks and tastes delicious and is easy on the digestion after a big meal

Lucinda Chell 15 Dec 2009 at 2:14 pm

I would be a trifle, because I have many layers- gentle and creamy, sweet and fruity, soft and sweet, and alcoholic and sour.

Michelle Homewood 15 Dec 2009 at 2:42 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be a christmas cake, because I’m a bit fruity, a bit nuts and am at my best when full of booze!

janet bagnall 15 Dec 2009 at 2:49 pm

If I was a christmas dish I would be bread sauce as I am warm and tasty, spicy and satisfying, and also a bit lumpy!

Steph 15 Dec 2009 at 2:56 pm

If I were a Christmas food I would be a box of Cadburys Heroes because I am made of Dreams, a little bit Twisted, slightly nutty and fruity(Picnic), have a dark side (Bournville), and like to have Time Out in the festive period!

Josie 15 Dec 2009 at 2:57 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be…. Turkey Curry, trying to make the best of what’s left before its too late!

Merry Christmas everyone! x

Anonymous 17 15 Dec 2009 at 3:22 pm

If I was a Christmas food I would be a Mince Pie because I’m sweet and interesting, sometimes just a little nicely nutty, and I always get to meet Father Christmas.

Anonymous 18 15 Dec 2009 at 3:23 pm

A Christmas pudding because i am round, fruity and good enough to eat.

Anonymous 19 15 Dec 2009 at 3:24 pm

If I were a Christmas Dish I would be a CHRISTMAS PUDDING because, I WOULD BE RICH AND FRUITY, WHICH WOULD DELIGHT ME AND MY HUSBAND, NOW THAT WOULD BE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

kk 15 Dec 2009 at 3:50 pm

i fi was a christmas dish i would be a turkey curry – cost effective – but spicey!!

Joy 15 Dec 2009 at 3:59 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be pickled red cabbage because it may sit quietly all year in the cupboard, but once let out it certainly adds a zing to the party!

Tracy 15 Dec 2009 at 4:01 pm

I would be a glass of champagne because I am small, fruity and very expensive.

Anonymous 20 15 Dec 2009 at 4:36 pm

If I could be a christmas dish I would definitely be a Yorkshire pudding…….

Fill me up with juicy gravy and anything else you fancy!

A Yorkshire pudding is like me really, round with an empty stomach always needing something to eat!

Anonymous 21 15 Dec 2009 at 4:36 pm

A pickled egg, because I’m well rounded and like a good yolk

Julie Doré 15 Dec 2009 at 4:41 pm

i would be a pig in blanket, just sitting there minding my own business until someone comes along & stabs me in the back!!

Graybags 15 Dec 2009 at 5:23 pm

I would be double cream because i could go straight to the ladies hips without getting slapped

Beth Orford 15 Dec 2009 at 6:00 pm

If I were a Christmas dish / food I’d be a chocolate orange… because you can never find a good enough excuse during the year to tackle a whole one!

Rach H 15 Dec 2009 at 6:21 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be Christmas Chocolate Macadamia Tart because no-one can resist a sweet, nutty tart at Christmas!

jaycee2 15 Dec 2009 at 6:44 pm

If I were a Christmas food, I`d be a Chocolate and Almond Marzipan Yuletide log… because i `d taste far nicer than the one I`ve just tried to cook-yuk! :)

Julie Booth 15 Dec 2009 at 7:06 pm

If I were a Christmas food, I would be a Christmas pudding, rich, fruity, juicy, and loves being covered in cream!

joanne penketh 15 Dec 2009 at 7:11 pm

If I were a xmas dish I’d be…………..

A big fat turkey, as at 8 months pregnant I’m stuffed to the brim

Mary B 15 Dec 2009 at 7:22 pm

I would be Christmas pudding with brandy sauce – tasty with hidden depths and a hint of spice, tempered with a cool head.

Heather 15 Dec 2009 at 7:48 pm

A Christmas pud nice and plump and full of alcohol!

Angela 15 Dec 2009 at 7:56 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be a sherry trifle because I’m full of surprises!

Sally 15 Dec 2009 at 8:02 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I’d be a Christmas Pudding, rich & sweet with the possibility of a little extra!

Sharon B 15 Dec 2009 at 8:17 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a bowl of profiteroles because I’m dark and saucy and very very tempting!

dencross 15 Dec 2009 at 9:10 pm

I’d be mince pies as they’re spicy, filling and you always want more

june 15 Dec 2009 at 9:16 pm

i would be a pickled onion because you get what you see no matter how many layers you take off im just as tasty underneath

Corinna Ball 15 Dec 2009 at 10:10 pm

If i were a christmas food i would be a brussell sprout because i’m a lean, green, trumping machine.

Christmasangel 15 Dec 2009 at 10:11 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be ‘Leftover-turkey sandwiches’ because even though you’re sick of me by Boxing Day, somehow I’m still popular with everyone!

veronica armour 15 Dec 2009 at 10:34 pm

I would be smoked salmon ,cool and classy in any situation

Jocelyn 15 Dec 2009 at 10:42 pm

If i were a Christmas dish i would be Roast potatoes. Warm and brown on the outside and soft warm and satisfying on the inside.

marie 15 Dec 2009 at 10:46 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be……gravy because I’m tasty, glossy, slighty thick and a perfect partner.

Claire B 15 Dec 2009 at 10:59 pm

If I were a Christmas food I would be a candy cane because I can be quite sweet but if I’m annoyed I can ruin your teeth!

Daz 15 Dec 2009 at 11:06 pm

If I were a Christmas food I’d be a Kingsize Turkey Crown because it’s guaranteed to keep me on the Throne all afternoon.

Marie Jackson 15 Dec 2009 at 11:22 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be millionaires shortbread because it reminds me most of Christmas as our late auntie Fay would make her Scottish version Sqwoosh every year. Now i have a sweet tooth, a sqwooshy center and expensive taste :-)
“Miss ya auntie fay!” xxxx

Sophie 15 Dec 2009 at 11:26 pm

If I were a Christmas food I would be a Chestnut because I am chesty and nutty (but thankfully no-one has roasted me on an open fire . . .yet)!

Stewart Jackson 15 Dec 2009 at 11:26 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a Brussels sprout because people only like me at Christmas :-(

Brandon Thornton 15 Dec 2009 at 11:31 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a Christmas pud because when you light me on fire I’m HOT STUFF BABY!! :-)

Daz 15 Dec 2009 at 11:45 pm

If I were Christmas food I’d be Yellow Snow because it’s not fattening and very low in cholesterol

Sparkler 15 Dec 2009 at 11:57 pm

If I were Christmas food I’d be a Christmas Kiss cos you have as many as you like and never gain an ounce!

debby 16 Dec 2009 at 4:56 am

If I were a christmas dish/food I would be a christmas pudding because I am traditional and I signify Christmas for me and my family, even when I live thousands of miles away, but with Interflora I can send them my love whenever I want.

Greg Lewis 16 Dec 2009 at 8:45 am

If I were a christmas dish I would be dressed crab because i’m Santa Claus!

Tony Cowards 16 Dec 2009 at 9:15 am

If I were a Christmas food I would be Ferero Roche because I love the Ambassador’s balls.

Anonymous 22 16 Dec 2009 at 11:07 am

If I were a christmas dish id be a christmas pudding as it so yummy and full of flavour!

Anonymous 23 16 Dec 2009 at 11:13 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a slice of Christmas Pudding because I’m a bit of a fruitcake!

Anonymous 24 16 Dec 2009 at 11:13 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a ‘Organic Free Range Roast Turkey’ because fresh from the farm, succulent and sweet everyone would want to ‘gobble’ my meat!

Anonymous 25 16 Dec 2009 at 11:14 am

If I were a christmas food I would be brussel sprout because it’s guaranteed that they wont get eaten in our house survival of the brainiest.

Anonymous 26 16 Dec 2009 at 11:15 am

“If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a chocolate because I could be sent to the one I love with a beautiful bunch of flowers and a bottle of champagne.”

Anonymous 27 16 Dec 2009 at 11:16 am

I would be a dish of fruit and nuts – ’cause I’ve frequently been told I’m a fruit and nut case!!

Anonymous 28 16 Dec 2009 at 11:16 am

I would always be soaked in Sherry, with lushcious cherries, custard and whipped cream, oh what heaven. With just a little sprinke of chocolate on top of me to keep me sweet. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Anonymous 29 16 Dec 2009 at 11:17 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a Yule log because ‘being covered in chocolate may not be so jolly but I get to hang out with ‘Robin’ and ‘Holly’!’

Anonymous 30 16 Dec 2009 at 11:17 am

If I were a christmas dish/food I would be a traditional trifle because I am reliable, comforting, and indulgent with a very sweet nature and everyone likes me!

Anonymous 31 16 Dec 2009 at 11:19 am

pfefferneuses because I am a treat, lovely and sweet but with an exciting kick in me.

Anonymous 32 16 Dec 2009 at 11:20 am

If I were a Christmas food, I would be a mixture of wonderfully warm, cooked vegtables, tender, sweet, fresh, appetizing and could do no harm to anyone!

SuperBob 16 Dec 2009 at 1:18 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be eaten because I am so delicious

Mandy Charlton 16 Dec 2009 at 1:26 pm

If I were a christmas dish I would be a plum pudding because I’m a little round but I do have a yummy fruity inside which makes people smile!!

anonymous 33 16 Dec 2009 at 1:32 pm

If I were a christmas food, I would be a selection box, filled with festive joy run up to christmas but is usually gone by boxing day. :) Merry Christmas All x

Anonymous 34 16 Dec 2009 at 2:39 pm

If I were a Christmas dish / food I would be Cranberry Sauce because…
I’m full of Christmas sauce, so juicy warm and sweet,
pour me on your main course and I’ll liven up your meat!

Mike Wright 16 Dec 2009 at 2:50 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a satsuma because I’m a tangy, fresh,juicy delight!

Anonymous 35 16 Dec 2009 at 3:01 pm

I think I’d be, …………. Plum Pudding……….Fruity, Floral and Fiesty

Simon Reader 16 Dec 2009 at 3:05 pm

If I were a Christmas food I would be chewy because I’m all gristle.

Rachel Tumman 16 Dec 2009 at 3:26 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a Christmas pudding, light me up, stand well back and watch me sizzle.

Lona Jones 16 Dec 2009 at 4:34 pm

If I were a christmas food I’d be the Royal Icing because I’d certainly be the icing on the cake! Happy Christmas everyone.x

Anonymous 36 16 Dec 2009 at 4:53 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be…
…the Christmas Pudding as I would be steeped in Christmas Spirit.

Anonymous 37 16 Dec 2009 at 4:54 pm

Dry roasted peanuts because I’m a bit spicy, loved by all and at Christmas, everyone wants a nibble!

Sharo 16 Dec 2009 at 6:12 pm

If I were a christmas dish I’d be roast chestnuts , too hot to handle but absolutely divine lol.

Linda Johnson 16 Dec 2009 at 8:36 pm

If I were a Christmas dish it would have to be a sherry trifle, light, tasty and very fruity!

Susan Hall 16 Dec 2009 at 9:39 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be an advocat snowball because i am smooth creamy and am an icy treat to be enjoyed by a log fire

dayslikethese 16 Dec 2009 at 9:43 pm

f I were a Christmas dish/food I would be…A well basted Turkey, with crisp… delicious skin………………. because ……If you keep me basted I then more more moist and delicious. .And you remove me all my breast, my legs, wings. you you can make a tasty to soup from all my bones. yumyum! ;, Then not a single parts of me will be waisted.………………………………………

June Gaynor 16 Dec 2009 at 10:33 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a plum because I am a right pudding and I like to be soaked in copious amounts of alcohol.

Jadz 16 Dec 2009 at 10:37 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a sherry trifle because I’m a multi layered person, whether its cream, sherry, custard or jelly-I’m to someone’s taste

Ricky 16 Dec 2009 at 10:55 pm

A pickled onion – always keen, a bit sharp and you always want to go back for more.

Katy Tonge 16 Dec 2009 at 11:29 pm

If I were a Christmas food I would be a Christmas pudding covered in brandy because I’m flaming hot and spicy and love to be covered in cream!

tony houghton 16 Dec 2009 at 11:59 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be the turkey, because come the end of the week id be down to a very trimmed weight, be nice getting called all skin & bones for a change

Barbara 17 Dec 2009 at 12:02 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a christmas pud with a fresh sprig of holly and doused in flaming brandy…yum, yum, yum!!!

diz 17 Dec 2009 at 12:18 am

If I were a Christmas food, I’d be the Christmas pud, because with greater maturity, I’ve landed a plum job.

Eilidh 17 Dec 2009 at 12:25 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a roasted chestnut because at Christmas I really come out of my shell.

Joanne Carroll 17 Dec 2009 at 12:43 am

…a snowball because Christmas is the only time of year my other half can drink one without being a tad embarrassed by it’s girly-ness.

Angie 17 Dec 2009 at 1:19 am

Stunning and serene I’d be brandy laced whipped cream because I’d taste so good with your christmas pud, I’d make you salivate and you can never wait to get me laid out on your plate!!

Timmers 17 Dec 2009 at 4:15 am

I would be stuffing because I’m sage and into everything :)

Jackie ONeill 17 Dec 2009 at 8:38 am

a nice crisp roast potato! so forget your sprouts, roast parsnips, stuffing, cranberry sauce and even the turkey as I am the most popular item on the plate and what everyone wants and fights over! Me, the cheap humble spud!

karmaperle 17 Dec 2009 at 9:22 am

A bowl of punch so I would be full of Christmas spirit.

cat 17 Dec 2009 at 9:23 am

I’d be the mince pie left out for Santa on Christmas Eve, to thank him for making my all childhood Christmas’s so magical!

Lynn Gibbins 17 Dec 2009 at 10:32 am

I’d be a good Port. It makes life richer for the pourer.

Jaynealicia 17 Dec 2009 at 10:41 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be Forest Fruit Pavlova because I’m colourful, sweet and indulgent but occasionally tart.

Ian W 17 Dec 2009 at 10:49 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a brussel sprout because I would be remembered by everyone who meets me and if they start to forget I will just give them a gentle reminder.

Amanda Morrison 17 Dec 2009 at 11:27 am

If I were a Christmas food I would be the roast potato because I am crispy on the outside but fluffy in the middle and I am the perfect companion to the main dish.

Anonymous 38 17 Dec 2009 at 11:34 am

If I were a Christmas food I would be a turkey breast – delectable and enticing with not an ounce of fat but legless of course!!!

Anonymous 39 17 Dec 2009 at 11:41 am

Christmas pudding because I could end up getting rich if I found a vintage coin in it!!

Anonymous 40 17 Dec 2009 at 11:41 am

If I were a Christmas dish I would be…’A deliciously sweet, traditional British Sherry Trifle . because is the quintessential pudding that has graced British tables for centuries

Anonymous 41 17 Dec 2009 at 11:42 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a golden turkey because I’mblonde, have a plump breast, am soft and tender – but boy am I a tasty big bird!

Anonymous 42 17 Dec 2009 at 11:46 am

If I were a Christmas dish I would be – champagne – because – I always was a handsome ‘ brut ‘ !

Anonymous 43 17 Dec 2009 at 11:46 am

If I were Christmas Food I would be Extra thick Cream because I am rich tasty and indulgent. I will stay around for a while and stick to your bottom and hips, long after the tree is back in the loft.

Anonymous 44 17 Dec 2009 at 11:50 am

if i were a christmas dish i would be…..a christmas pudding – Sweet spicy and flaming hot stuff

Anonymous 45 17 Dec 2009 at 11:50 am

I would be the gravy, so I could get a sample of all the plate’s delights.

Anonymous 46 17 Dec 2009 at 11:50 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a Brazil nut because I am a challenge to crack but totally addictive after the first nibble.

Anonymous 47 17 Dec 2009 at 11:51 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a “christmas cake” because it has all the sweet things that make christmas special, including fruit, nuts, alcohol, eggs, butter and wheat to fill you up sweetly

Anonymous 48 17 Dec 2009 at 11:51 am

“If I were a Christmas dish/food, I would be PIGS IN BLANKET because I’D BE THE PORK-U-PINE FOR!

Anonymous 49 17 Dec 2009 at 11:51 am

If I were a Christmas food I’d be Turkish Delight – sweet, colourful but a little bit sickly!

Linda Gray 17 Dec 2009 at 11:53 am

A festive hamper! Because …..I’ll indulge my kin throughout the season, if I win – what better a reason?

Anonymous 50 17 Dec 2009 at 11:55 am

If I were a christmas dish/food I would be a stack of profiteroles because they are fluffy, yummy and a little bit naughty!

Anonymous 51 17 Dec 2009 at 11:58 am

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a plate of ham because I’m versatile, varied, fresh and tender and not too old to go on a bender.

Anonymous 52 17 Dec 2009 at 11:58 am

If I were a Christmas food I would be the cake you know you’ve had enough but you can still find room for more.

Anonymous 53 17 Dec 2009 at 11:59 am

if I were a Christmas dish/food what would I be?
I’d be the cranberry sauce because – Christmas turkey isn’t dressed, unless it wears the berry best

Anonymous 54 17 Dec 2009 at 12:00 pm

if i were a christmas dish/food i’d be a parsnip,as they’re like me…… they don’t look that great on the outside,but theyre warm,tasty and very satisfying!

Anonymous 55 17 Dec 2009 at 12:10 pm

If a were a christmas food i would be a tree chocolate becasuse i would look beautiful wrapped up in my shiny cover and it would be amazing hanging aroung in the tree next to the lovely decorations and flashing lights.

Anonymous 56 17 Dec 2009 at 12:13 pm

If I were a Christmas food what would I be,
I think I’d be a hamper with a tag to you from me.
I’d wait for you to lift my lid and put your hand inside,
Then watch you laugh and squeal with your Christmas food surprise.

Anonymous 57 17 Dec 2009 at 12:14 pm

If I was a Christmas dish I would be Irish cream liquer because I’m smooth, sophisticated and appreciated best when cuddled up with on the sofa watching TV.

Anonymous 58 17 Dec 2009 at 12:14 pm

If l were a Christmas dish/food l would be a Smoked Salmon…because..Hey…it’s Christmas..l look good, taste good, and l am always fishing for compliments.

Jean pilkington 17 Dec 2009 at 12:25 pm

If I were a Christmas food I’d be a carrot to see me through the day.

cactusjo 17 Dec 2009 at 12:37 pm

If I was a Christmas dish I’d be a Christmas pudding……going down in a blaze of glory! :-)

Susan Boland 17 Dec 2009 at 12:51 pm

If I were a Christmas food I’d be a selection box, everybody’s favourite treat.

JOHN VOLANTE 17 Dec 2009 at 12:53 pm

If I were a Christmas dish, I’d be PUNCH –
I’m spicy and hot, mixed with spirit and zest,
and like INTERFLORA, deliver “ALL THE BEST”!

suevee 17 Dec 2009 at 1:18 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be a mince pie because …
Fruity and tasty, full of comfort and joy,
I’m left out for Santa – who’s one helluva boy!!

Mary Campbell 17 Dec 2009 at 1:20 pm

A box of dates. I’d leave no stone unturned to be your perfect date at Christmas.

Sarah Smith 17 Dec 2009 at 1:34 pm

I’d be a christmas pud and clotted cream;
naughty but nice with a hint of spice,
a little bit nutty and very fruity;
with a topping of creamy beauty!

Anonymous 59 17 Dec 2009 at 1:42 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be A christmas trifle, sweet and creamy on the top, thick and scatty at times,
wobbly in alllll the wrong places, but once you get to the bottom of me, soggy,soppy and maybe a bit under the influence!

WELL, IT IS CHRISTMAS!!

Amy 17 Dec 2009 at 1:48 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a pig in a blanket because i could wrap myself up in bacon and swim in delicious gravy!

Elaine Lawson 17 Dec 2009 at 2:00 pm

If I were a christmas dish i would be mulled wine mulled as its combined with spices and sugar, typically served warm. Which is JUST LIKE ME – and packs a punch lol

ian Rice 17 Dec 2009 at 2:01 pm

If I were a christmas dish I would be Johhny Rottens tongue , because its so good it tastes just like butter

jenny 17 Dec 2009 at 2:05 pm

If I were a christmas food I would be MARZIPAN because like christmas, love it or loathe it… it’s the icing on the years cake ! !

jeanette baker 17 Dec 2009 at 2:41 pm

***************************************************************************************************IIF I WERE A CHRISTMAS DISH/FOOD I WOULD BE THE TABLE DECORATION SO BRIGHT,
BECAUSE I’D SAY IT WITH INTERFLORA AS THEY ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT,
BEAUTIFUL FLOWER DISPLAYS FROM SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT,
INTERFLORA IS MY ONE TRUE WISH UPON A STAR SO BRIGHT,
SCENT WITH TRUE LOVE WHAT A COLOURFUL DELIGHT
*************************************************************************************************

Anonymous 60 17 Dec 2009 at 2:48 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be sausagemeat stuffing because at times I’m a silly sausage, I like meat and at Christmas time I like stuffing myself with lovely food.

Anonymous 61 17 Dec 2009 at 2:48 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be mulled wine because no-one’s allowed to eat mince pies without me!

Anonymous 62 17 Dec 2009 at 2:49 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be the the Xmas Pudding because I would be rich, fruity with a holly hat – smothered in a cascade of cream.

Anonymous 63 17 Dec 2009 at 2:49 pm

If I were a Christmas dish / food I would be your perfect date.

Anonymous 64 17 Dec 2009 at 2:50 pm

“ Christmas pudding -  sweet and filling”

Sophia 17 Dec 2009 at 3:09 pm

If I were a Christmas dish I would be the whole Christmas meal because everybody has their own individual idea of what a Christmas meal is and I am pretty individual.

Anonymous 65 17 Dec 2009 at 3:12 pm

“If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be A YULETIDE LOG because I’M CUTE AND RELIABLE, JUST LIKE THE DOG”

Anonymous 66 17 Dec 2009 at 3:12 pm

If i were a christmas dish i would be – a christmas pudding – because i am nuts, veeeeery fruity and i set the party on fire!!!

alison watkins 17 Dec 2009 at 3:43 pm

If I were a Christmas dish/food I would be a roast potato because i am hard on the outside but soft and hot on the inside!

Diane Ayres 17 Dec 2009 at 8:22 pm

A mince pie, because a girl struck by ‘the nibbles’ has a one snack mind.

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